ACG★三字经★

Kohaku

刚微博上看到的，超有爱的ACG三字经，发过来大伙同乐了~~
萝莉有三好：清音、柔体、易推倒；
御姐有三好：啤酒、洗澡、吃嫩草；
大叔有三好：成熟、隐忍、好扑倒；
正太有三宝：天真、可爱、皮肤好；
女王有三妙：木马、蜡烛、皮鞭操；
人妻有三情：爱情、亲情、婚外情；
无口有三式：眼罩、绷带、表情少；
御妹有三巧：乖巧、灵巧、推的巧；
女仆有三件：猫耳、眼镜、蝴蝶结；
护士有三色：白色、粉色、红绿灯；
兄贵有三招：夜袭、逆推、吃泡炮。

Kohaku

果然是out掉了，很多年不逛论坛的后果

果然很累

我倒是第一次看到
很经典。。

七岁暖

我也没怎么注意过
很好阿 很有趣 嘿嘿

叫我白求恩

面对如此邪恶的事物，
我只能从容淡定地路过。

Jue

这个，没有见到过啊

lemony

人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all the sex are the same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five sons took it
名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 It is all your fault.
教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不學 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不學 If you don't learn sex,
不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

Kohaku

kuso的翻译，“性本善 sex is good ”，哦，买糕！！